Deeply Unimportant: ASMR sleep aid for insomnia

Can’t sleep? Deeply Unimportant is a boring voice ASMR sleep aid for insomnia, relaxation, and racing minds that need to fall asleep and sleep well — an alternative to sleep stories, white noise, and AI voices.

Host Dallas Kachan, a former national news anchor, reads technical standards and other uninteresting material in a deep, calm, flat, authoritative voice calibrated to send you to sleep. Not a sleep story. Not music. Not white noise. And not AI.

Healthcare providers recommend Deeply Unimportant to patients struggling with insomnia, OCD, and executive dysfunction. The technique is based on cognitive shuffling, developed by Dr. Luc Beaudoin at Simon Fraser University, a research-based, non-pharmacological sleep aid and sleep ASMR protocol that quiets mind racing and racing thoughts. It’s an alternative to CBT therapy for those who need structure to drift off.

Free episodes are ad-supported. Subscribers get ad-free, loopable, and eight-hour editions that work offline — a sleeping aid that runs all night.

If other sleep aids, bedtime stories, or ASMR for sleep haven’t worked for you, try this. It’s boring. That’s the point.

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Apple Podcasts Features ‘Deeply Unimportant’ Sleep Podcast (Apr 2 2026)
Former National News Anchor Launches Radical “Anti-Attention” Podcast to Combat Insomnia (Jan 6 2026)

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