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Jul 26 2021:Man with no arms offered to touch women's feet at Walmart. Teen awarded $20k for unique Dorito chip. (link not available)
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Jul 23 2021:Naked Florida woman skinny dipping in stranger's pool. Floridaman bear maces Bath and Body Works.
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Jul 22 2021:Bra bucks aren't accepted during heatwave. Should you ask your child permission to change diaper?
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Jul 21 2021:China holds contest for the best sperm. Pigeon racing dispute results in a sword stabbing.
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Jul 20 2021:Lady goes on masturbation spree inside all parked cars. Video game sells for record $1.56 milllion.
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Jul 20 2021:Kids love the "Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey". Lady breaks into dentist office, pulls teeth from patient
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Jul 16 2021:Floridaman tried to teach gator a lesson with wrestling. Man sells illegal iguanas out of his SUV.
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Jul 15 2021:Apple is afraid of the number 69. Library book is returned 300 years late.
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Jul 14 2021:Futuristic toilet turns your poo into digital currency. It's now legal to get your haircut on Sunday
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Jul 13 2021:Man used horse noises to torture neighbors for two years. Hundreds claim to have had sex with aliens
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Jul 12 2021:Tiger testicles, bowling balls and "Woke Coke"
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Jul 9 2021:Floridaman pretends to be fireworks. Woman crashes into many cars on her way to "get to the moon".
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Jul 8 2021:Swingers festival disrupts a small peaceful village. Peacock assassin hired off Craigslist.
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Jul 7 2021:Eyeball eating mice are plaguing Australia. Ferret puncher was sentenced to no pets for life.
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Jul 6 2021:Children's toy raps about the joys of cocaine. Australia introduces a 24 hour "Cat Curfew".
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Jul 2 2021:Floridaman hides meth inside his penis. Floridaman destroyed a store and blamed it on a caterpillar.
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Jul 1 2021:Police charge ghosts for harassing a man at work. Who knew Texans eat pickles at the movie theater?
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Jun 30 2021:Naked and afraid in the bush with deers. 10,000 pigeons are missing, have you seen them?
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Jun 29 2021:Penis ring legal battle with a Beatle. Famous singer watches porn with her sons to teach them sex.
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Jun 28 2021:An exorcism in a Home Depot. Man advises against having 86 wives.
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Jun 25 2021:Botched testicle surgery by Floridaman. Couple had sex in a playground cuz "You only live once!"
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Jun 24 2021:Family cremates the wrong dead cat. Redneck Rave features a slashing and impalement.
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Jun 23 2021:Factory makes flags only for burning. Backstreet Boys and NSYNC members form a dream team band.
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Jun 22 2021:Man licked a dead body at a mortuary. Nursing student wakes up to discover he's a trillionaire.
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Jun 21 2021:Illegal pistachio operation. Japanese man deported for eating kittens. Jeff Bezos petition part 2.
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Jun 18 2021:Floridaman claims he had permission to expose himself on a beach. Man pretends to be a squirrel.
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Jun 17 2021:Woman cuts off penis and fries it in soybean oil. Giant fiery water slide for the hot summer.
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Jun 16 2021:Born without a butthole, a city attempts to save a kitten. Girl Scouts have way too many cookies.
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Jun 16 2021:Nazi testicle gets man arrested. Please Jeff Bezos won't you buy and eat the Mona Lisa?
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Jun 14 2021:Woman's failed sex fetish stunt requires fire department rescue. Diver swallowed by a humpback whale
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Jun 11 2021:Floridaman crashes plane getting tacos. Man shoots boss after being fired. Stabbings at mini golf.
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Jun 10 2021:Nun with a gambling habit stole all the money. Shots fired after drunken Bigfoot sighting.
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Jun 9 2021:Dogs and cows and whales! Oh my!
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Jun 8 2021:Wanna look like you just peed yourself? These jeans will do it! Lady gets wallet lost 46 years ago.
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Jun 7 2021:Mother pretended to be her own daughter inside school. Patient does after guard performed surgery.
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Jun 4 2021:Floridaman takes son on a drive-by shooting. Florida woman rescued once again from the sewers.
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Jun 3 2021:House cat mistaken for a bobcat as school is evacuated. Flying dildo attacks a sheriff via drone.
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Jun 2 2021:Mayor claims abduction by Satan worshippers. Artist sells invisible "sculpture" for $15k.
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Jun 1 2021:Man finds dead lady stranger in his bed. Mullets and skinny jeans are banned!
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May 28 2021:Florida couple lured bears with donuts to fight dogs. Drunk driver blames it on a lightning strike.
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May 27 2021:Lady jumped into monkey exhibit to feed them Cheetos. Man burned down his own trailer to stay single
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May 26 2021:Unathletic alligator escaped a "zoo". Woman makes facials with her own urine.
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May 25 2021:Your unique anus print is a real thing. Chicken wing shortage reaches emergency status in America!
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May 24 2021:Annual grave digging contest. Missing man found dead inside a dinosaur statue. Fasting for a Lambo?
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May 21 2021:Bucket full of sex toys stolen by Florida women. Floridaman shoots at bananaman during road rage.
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May 20 2021:She used her buttocks to smother her husband to death. Decide what a stranger wears for a small fee!
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May 19 2021:We can breath through our buttholes everyone! Are you a hoarder? States with the most hoarders.
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May 18 2021:Man and a bear run for governor of California. Blood drops from the ceiling onto woman's face.
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May 17 2021:Period blood face mask for smooth skin. Parking lot brawls over Pokémon cards at Target.
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May 14 2021:Floridaman stabs a guy with a swordfish. Woman posed as a high school student to boost her Instagram
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May 13 2021:Pizza cooked on a volcano is hot and tasty. 1,000 feral cats released to catch all the Chicago rats.
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May 12 2021:Lady wakes up with an Irish accent after surgery but she's she'a not Irish. How to quit smoking!
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May 11 2021:Suspect and his pet tiger are on the lose! Missing woman found in forest says she just wants peace.
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May 10 2021:Nipple sucking by a teacher in Zoom class. Fugitive sends police a better selfie for his mugshot.
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May 7 2021:Florida woman throws her Whopper, yells racial slurs. Principal whacks student while mom records it.
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May 6 2021:New trend: Getting high by eating raw rotten meat. Police ask kids to stop playing nude Nerf Wars.
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May 5 2021:Woman ran a brothel using witchcraft and animal sacrifice. Foolish lady learns what ghosting is.
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May 4 2021:Edible insects sold in vending machines. Cult leader found mummified wrapped in Christmas lights.
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May 3 2021:Man broke into woman's home to steal her sex doll. Trillions of cicadas will be making sweet love.
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Apr 30 2021:Drunk Florida model offered to bang all the police. Florida lady choked and bit her Uber driver.
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Apr 29 2021:Man builds a poop wall after dispute with neighbor. Man smuggled 35 birds inside his clothes.
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Apr 28 2021:Hundreds of people fight in a field over the name Josh. American honey is radioactive from bombs.
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Apr 27 2021:Man trapped on Chinese boyband reality tv show. Winning race dog tests positive for meth.
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Apr 26 2021:Man arrested for dating 35 women for the birthday gifts. Lady charged with felony for unreturned VHS
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Apr 23 2021:Fake Florida witch stole all the money. Couple tried to get married in someone else's mansion.
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Apr 22 2021:Man skipped work for 15 years and still got paid. The mystery of the shaved cats and the blue dogs.
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Apr 21 2021:Get married at an active volcano. Transgender teen has two funerals as parents disagree on gender.
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Apr 20 2021:Scientists love dirty underwear! Crystal meth found in a breakfast taco.
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Apr 19 2021:Woman sprays her breast milk at strangers at a festival. You can sleep with the Stanley Cup for $5k.
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Apr 16 2021:Floridaman humps a tree then punches a cop. Man crashed his motorcycle with a baby in his lap.
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Apr 15 2021:Women tried to use $1 million bill at dollar store. Life sized teddy bear is walking from LA to SF.
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Apr 14 2021:Man gets naked on flight and asks for Italian smooches. Brazil is building an even bigger Jesus.
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Apr 13 2021:World's fattest rabbit has been kidnapped. Ladder may be the official tool of Tennessee bout why?
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Apr 12 2021:Woman gets pregnant while already pregnant. Police exercise a man to death for breaking curfew.
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Apr 10 2021:Florida Botox doctor drank Four Loko while injecting patients. No pants and a pistol tween his legs.
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Apr 8 2021:The Cannabis Ambulance makes house calls. Newlyweds forced to spend their wedding night in a stadium
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Apr 7 2021:Ketchup package shortage! Pilot mistakenly lands plan at an unfinished airport.
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Apr 6 2021:Metal band made of cats has a hit song.Candle that smells like Kim Kardashian’s orgasm hits market.
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Apr 5 2021:The great Easter bunny massacre is fun for the whole family. Baby born with three penises.
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Apr 2 2021:Floridaman and his emotional support python get a DUI. Florida school raffles off an assault rifle.
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Apr 1 2021:Bacon smelling shoelaces by Oscar Mayer. Cheerleaders at train stations in Tokyo for sad businessmen
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Mar 31 2021:International gang of Lego thieves. College bans the mullet. Women’s army underwear for the Swiss.
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Mar 30 2021:Mafia fugitive found on cooking video starring himself. Humans could become venomous scientists say.
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Mar 29 2021:Satan Shoes with blood inside for sale. Ravens are fat and stealing people’s groceries in Alaska.
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Mar 26 2021:Florida mom with a boxing glove fights middle schooler. Naked Florida lady roams sewers for 3 weeks.
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Mar 25 2021:Viking funerals may be legal. Sex doll hotel shut down in China. Give me all your cats!
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Mar 24 2021:Penises are shrinking around the world because of pollution. No more using hypnosis to solve crimes.
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Mar 23 2021:Witchcraft breast implants using mind control. Mule Festival sounds fun! Plague of mice in Austr
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Mar 22 2021:World’s first flying car airport. Dad arrested for bringing toddler into elephant habitat at zoo.
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Mar 19 2021:Floridaman pulls human ears from his pocket. Floridaman accused of sexing an Olaf doll in a Target.
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Mar 18 2021:Please don’t change your name to “Salmon” for free food. Man failed drivers test for 192nd time.
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Mar 17 2021:Bodybuilder divorces his sex doll wife. Japan has no guns and are now banning crossbows too.
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Mar 16 2021:Sex worker with two vaginas shows the world. Pro-Meat Day versus Meatless Day as battle continues.
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Mar 15 2021:Sperm bank on the moon. Psycho mom made deepfake nudes to harass her daughter’s cheerleading rivals.
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Mar 13 2021:Floridaman hides drugs in his hamburger. Florida woman assaults Floridaman with an angry cat.
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Mar 11 2021:Turkey destroys dentist office. Ban on serving coffee in baby bottles. China needs more masculinity.
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Mar 10 2021:Satan tries to get laid on the subway/ Canadians hunt for the last boxes of this glorious cereal.
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Mar 9 2021:Insects have gay sex accidentally and lots of it. Zoo tries to pass their security dog off as a wolf
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Mar 5 2021:Floridaman high with one sock speeding. 12 year old girl sold stun guns to her class. Naked jumper!
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Mar 4 2021:Cat attacks pilot and forces emergency landing. Karaoke singer fined for bad versions of ABBA.
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Mar 3 2021:Sex work seminar offered by University. Mr. Potato Head will drop the “Mister” and go genderless.
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Mar 2 2021:Japan demands a stop to anal testing. Woman steals neighbor’s goat and then paints the creature.
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Mar 1 2021:Mom’s Only Fans account gets her kids expelled from Catholic school. Edible crayons and Marines.
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Feb 26 2021:Floridaman smacks priest during mass. Florida woman in motorized wheelchair robbed a bank.
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Feb 25 2021:Kidnapped baby traded for Big Macs? Man fakes his own kidnapping to get out of work.
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Feb 24 2021:Bomb squad disarms bag of kittens. Japan hires an official Minister of Loneliness.
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Feb 23 2021:Woman bit off man’s tongue then a seagull ate it. Website shows neighborhoods with noisy children.
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Feb 22 2021:Nuns attend exorcism despite lockdown. Cocaine coated Frosted Flakes cereal seized by authorities.
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Feb 19 2021:Florida women dress as grannies to scam vaccines. Drunk Florida lady stabs drunk sister with epipen.
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Feb 18 2021:Gust of wind impregnates a woman? Family fights over the tattooed skin of a dead artist.
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Feb 17 2021:Offensive breast milk. Serial van pooper. Woman fakes her own abduction to avoid quarantine.
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Feb 16 2021:Man admits murder so police will plough his street. French workers can eat lunch at work legally.
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Feb 15 2021:Support group for people named Karen. Watching people study is the new internet craze.
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Feb 12 2021:Floridaman builds guitar out of dead uncle’s skeleton. Civil rights protest featuring traffic penis.
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Feb 11 2021:Sex robots can be hacked to kill their owners. Please stop milking the psychedelic toads to get high
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Feb 10 2021:81 person orgy broken up by police. Nerd used a sword to steal game cards from game shop.
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Feb 9 2021:Free dildo with every pizza promo! Man killed by cannon explosion during a gender reveal party.
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Feb 8 2021:Marijuana shortage in Jamaica? Knife wielding YouTuber is shot during a video prank robbery.
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Feb 5 2021:Floridaman exposes his balls while mattress shopping. Floridaman denied his attempt to join ISIS.
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Feb 5 2021:Man engaged to a sex doll welcomes a baby doll to the family. Name a cockroach after your ex.
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Feb 3 2021:Watching Super Bowl naked this year? Kidnapped man told he doesn’t have to pay Covid fine after all.
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Feb 2 2021:Prosthetic penis scam! Scientists teach spinach to send emails.
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Feb 1 2021:Police give free coffee to stop a riot. Man who had sex with chickens still allowed to keep pets.
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Jan 30 2021:Naked Floridaman does dumb things. Florida fugitive starts GofFundMe to flee the country.
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Jan 28 2021:Lady performs oral sex to stop robbery of a gas station. Dead professor teaches an online course.
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Jan 27 2021:Birth control for squirrels. Want to own a famous murder house? Witchcraft trial apology by town.
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Jan 26 2021:No mask? Give me 60 push ups! LBGT book publisher has to make disclaimers on children’s book.
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Jan 25 2021:Bigfoot Hunting Season is nearly upon us. Elderly in line for vaccine mistaken for illegal rave.
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Jan 22 2021:Floridaman stole horses to set them free. Floridaman and wife got the babysitter drunk for years.
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Jan 21 2021:First dinosaur butthole ever discovered. Couple arrested for sex on top of a Ferris wheel.
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Jan 20 2021:Cocaine Hippos need to be stopped! Phone hotline invites all frustrated people to call in and scream
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Jan 19 2021:Vagina scented candle explodes in woman’s home. Penis cupcakes leads to a pastry chef’s arrest.
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Jan 18 2021:Free divorce for Valentine’s Day! Man lived in an airport for 3 months. Carjacker is a good parent.
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Jan 16 2021:Florida exposed breasts elevator face off. Floridaman arrested for throwing pancake batter at a lady
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Jan 14 2021:Magic mushrooms grow in man’s veins after injection. “Rent a person that does nothing” in Japan.
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Jan 13 2021:Your penis is mine! Hacker locks people’s chastity cage. Surge in cavities among children in Japan.
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Jan 12 2021:Wife caught walking husband on a leash like a dog past curfew. Armed man demands to see the cats.
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Jan 11 2021:Huge uncontrollable penis on a children’s tv show sparks debate. Dog park may ban dog barking.
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Jan 8 2021:Floridaman tells cops he has cocaine in his butt. Man sent dead rats to his ex wife in Florida.
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Jan 7 2021:Showing butt crack is illegal at strip clubs. You can now eat your Christmas tree! Cannabis for cats
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Jan 6 2021:Man changes name to Celine Dion while drunk at Christmas. Don’t eat the poopsicles!
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Jan 4 2021:Best of Weird AF News 2020
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Jan 1 2021:Floridaman used fire extinguisher to dry off. Floridaman steals all the chicken wings at 7-Eleven.
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Dec 31 2020:Nurse has sex with Covid patient in hospital bathroom. Man busted for his tunnel of love by husband
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Dec 31 2020:Whites-only church opens, is it racist? Sacred toilet paper can’t be saved by firefighters.
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Dec 29 2020:Town uses cannon to fight a vulture plague. Ceiling fan recalled after sharp blades detach.
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Dec 28 2020:Christmas threesome with Santa, Mrs. Claus and an elf at the mall. Gingerbread monolith discovered.
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Dec 25 2020:Florida woman assaults sister with Christmas decoration. Teacher threatens to deport own students.
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Dec 24 2020:Penis drawings by guy on electric bike sparks manhunt. Bootleg winery at a sewage plant raided.
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Dec 23 2020:Woman beheads owl and then is assassinated. China now controls the weather and we should be scared.
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Dec 23 2020:Spam Burger with Oreo crumbs is coming to McDonald’s. Guess what car is the most drunk driven in US.
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Dec 21 2020:Son’s porn stash destroyed, parents must pay. Canadians are growing too much marijuana at home.
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Dec 19 2020:Florida menus will soon offer python. Custodian brings a rifle to school. Pinch a students nipples?
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Dec 17 2020:Man robs McDonald’s with a chainsaw. Enter to win the chance to blow up one of Trump’s casinos.
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Dec 16 2020:Strip club or church? Man arrested after accidentally showing police video of his huge weed farm.
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Dec 15 2020:Superspreader Santa infects entire elderly home. Man tricked women into changing his diaper.
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Dec 14 2020:Sex worker sues over lost wages in lockdown. McDonald’s opens a barber shop giving ‘90s haircuts.
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Dec 12 2020:Floridaman makes videos of snakes biting his face. Man arrested for leaving feces in mailboxes.
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Dec 11 2020:Erection pills mixed with happy pills in packaging error. Chinese flight crew will wear diapers.
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Dec 10 2020:Dead man banned from his own funeral for arriving in a chair. Children fear Santa spreading Covid.
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Dec 9 2020:Delivery robots are coming to terrorize ya! Breakdancing will now be an Olympic sport.
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Dec 7 2020:Lady hallucinates after eating gas station sushi. Men arrested for kidnapping turkey to vodka party.
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Dec 4 2020:Floridaman punches cab driver and yells “I’m Rick James b*tch!” Another Big Cat Rescue arm removal.
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Dec 3 2020:Tickle Bar opens so you can pay for a tickle. Woman kills husband then stabs her own privates.
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Dec 2 2020:One legged man bike rides 90 days to Tibet. Super Nintendo Theme Park opens in 2021 in Japan.
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Dec 1 2020:Dognappings are on the rise during lockdown. Mystery flight attendant selling sex between flights.
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Nov 30 2020:Penis shaped ice skating rink is best says mayor. Magic coronavirus scarecrows are working.
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Nov 27 2020:Florida couple has sex on a busy road. Mother forces son to vape weed to help him get some sleep.
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Nov 26 2020:Mayor waits for Holy Spirit to request mask time. Mysterious monolith discovered in Utah desert.
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Nov 25 2020:Man violates lockdown to smash a guy’s face in. Babysitter gets sued for feeding the kids nuggets.
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Nov 23 2020:Sex doll brought to school for a celebration. Would you eat lab grown human meat steaks?
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Nov 20 2020:Floridaman took a child on crime spree to “toughen him up”. Man on LSD attacks Disney cast member.
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Nov 20 2020:World War II Prison Camp for Kids. China will kill your dog if you violate their walking ban.
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