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A Fireman? A Princess? How About a CISO?May 23 2023
I’ve Got Plenty of Risk If You Want MoreMay 16 2023
What Kind of Challenges Do You Foresee In Firing Me?May 9 2023
I Wouldn’t Trust Everything You Read… On My ResumeMay 2 2023
Can’t You Just Pop Out of Zeus’ Head a Fully Formed Security Professional?Apr 25 2023
We’d Secure Our Data If We Knew Where It WasApr 18 2023
Our Security Tool Can Do Everything But Mitigate RiskApr 11 2023
No Need for Chaos Engineering Since Our Architecture Is Always FailingApr 4 2023
Why Aren’t You On Slack Where I Can Interrupt You?Mar 28 2023
Fast Track Burnout for Your Cyber Team with LayoffsMar 21 2023
We Look for Candidates Who Already Know EverythingMar 14 2023
We're Experts At Telling You To Fix Your ProblemsMar 7 2023
_Saying_ “We’re 100% Secure” Is Not the ProblemFeb 28 2023
This Unwanted Cold Call Made Possible Thanks to This Month’s Sales QuotaFeb 21 2023
Adversaries Beef Up Their Shiny Object Distraction CampaignFeb 14 2023
21 “Dark Side”-Approved Ways to Threaten Your ProspectsFeb 7 2023
Let’s Pretend We’re Getting Hacked. Who Wants to Panic First?Jan 31 2023
Today’s Agenda: When Will This Meeting End?Jan 24 2023
Your Password Is Too Long. Please Shorten It.Jan 17 2023
Stir in a Little Merger and Acquisition, and Voilà, You’re a TargetJan 10 2023
We’re Here. We’re Highly Unqualified. Get Used To ItJan 3 2023
Sound Security Advice That’s Perfect to IgnoreDec 13 2022
They’re Young, Green, and Very HackableDec 6 2022
Entry Level Position Available. 15+ Years Experience Required.Nov 29 2022
Get All the Stress You Want, With None of the AuthorityNov 22 2022
We Built This City on Outdated SoftwareNov 15 2022
Wrong Answers to Revealing Interview QuestionsNov 8 2022
Don’t Make Me Explain This, Because I Can’tNov 1 2022
Where’s the “Single Pane of Glass” to My Level of StressOct 25 2022
Cyber Sales ABCs: Always Be CreepyOct 18 2022
We Take Security and Privacy Seriously… SeriouslyOct 11 2022
How to Be a Security Vendor CISOs Can’t IgnoreOct 4 2022
I Pity the Fool Who Builds a Homogeneous Cyber A-TeamSep 27 2022
The Cybersecurity Hamster Wheel of Getting Nothing DoneSep 20 2022
Who Do You Need to Trust When You Build a Zero Trust Architecture?Sep 13 2022
The Best Interview Questions and the Answers You Want to Run FromSep 6 2022
But I Spent All This Money. Why Are You Still Ignoring Me?Aug 30 2022
It’s OK to Look Like a Cyber Hero. Just Don’t Act Like One.Aug 23 2022
How to Market “Zero Trust” Without Making CISOs CringeAug 16 2022
When Good Decisions Go BadAug 9 2022
When Does an Exaggeration Become a Lie?Aug 2 2022
Yuck! Now Everyone Has Touched My Data.Jul 26 2022
“Bad” Security Practices That Really Aren’t All that BadJul 19 2022
How Many Forms of ID Do I Need to Buy This Gift Card?Jul 12 2022
Why Does Your Privacy Matter If I’m Paying You?Jul 5 2022
It Sure Is Fun to Complain About Security VendorsJun 28 2022
What Does It Cost to Prove Security Is Working?Jun 21 2022
I Have So Little. Just Let Me Control Access to the Mail Server.Jun 14 2022
Security as a Profit Center? You’re Kidding, Right?Jun 7 2022
Finding That Perfect Time to Quit Your JobMay 31 2022
Gartner Creates Another Category for Everyone to IgnoreMay 24 2022
A Look Back at Foolish Security Policies of Past and PresentMay 17 2022
Decommission Our Legacy Tech or Just Shut Down the Business?May 10 2022
Life’s Certainties: Death, Taxes, and Violating Security PoliciesMay 3 2022
Is It a Promotion or a Red Flag Telling You To Get Out?Apr 26 2022
It’s a Great Job, But I’m Alone and TerrifiedApr 19 2022
Instead of Increased Cybersecurity, Could We Just Order Less Risk?Apr 12 2022
Why CISOs Avoid the Dreaded “Request a Demo” ButtonApr 5 2022
What’s Next in Cybersecurity? Look at Last Year and Expect MoreMar 29 2022
Are You Attending the “What to Worry About Next” Security Conference?Mar 22 2022
It's BAAAACK! The Return of “We Could Have Stopped That Breach”Mar 15 2022
How to Be So Awesome CISOs Can’t Ignore YouMar 8 2022
Attract the Best Candidates with Crappy Benefits and Low PayMar 1 2022
If the Network Is Up, Somebody Is Violating Our Acceptable Use PolicyFeb 22 2022
What We Lack In Security We'll Make Up in School SpiritFeb 15 2022
What's the Least Annoying Way to Follow Up with a CISO?Feb 8 2022
Why Ignoring Most of Your Vulnerabilities Is the Best StrategyFeb 1 2022
Why We Quickly Reject 95% of All ApplicantsJan 25 2022
Security So Good Your Users Won't Use ItJan 18 2022
We've Never Taken On So Much RiskJan 11 2022
The Perfect Gift for a Cyber CrookJan 4 2022
"I Love Being Monitored Online," Said No Employee EverDec 21 2021
If We Don't Talk About Cyber Risk, Will It Go Away?Dec 14 2021
After a Breach It's Really Easy to Calculate RiskDec 7 2021
I’ve Got Zero Trust In My Understanding of Zero TrustNov 30 2021
We’re Very Good at SAYING We Care About DiversityNov 23 2021
Chances Are We'll Be Attacked the Day Before Your VacationNov 16 2021
Did You Get My Last Email? This One Has a Joke In It.Nov 9 2021
Hackers of the World Unite… When We Can Agree on a TimeNov 2 2021
Is Our CISO Doing a Good Job? Our CISO Doesn't Even Know.Oct 26 2021
BONUS Episode: Innovation SpotlightOct 22 2021
We Want to Hire Honest People Who Think Like CriminalsOct 19 2021
A Quick Way to Tell Which Vendors You Should AvoidOct 12 2021
The Ostrich Approach To Vulnerability ManagementOct 5 2021
Sorry, We’re Full. We Can’t Take Any More Market SegmentsSep 28 2021
What's the ROI of Nothing Happening?Sep 21 2021
Could We Speak To Your CISO To Confirm He Received the Cupcakes?Sep 14 2021
Make Your Friends Jealous with Our Hand-Crafted PasswordsSep 7 2021
Are You Asking "How Secure Are We?" or "How Insecure Am I?"Aug 31 2021
Tips to Finding an Incompetent Overpriced Cybersecurity ConsultantAug 24 2021
We Shame Others Because We're So Right About EverythingAug 17 2021
Will You Accept "My Bad" As Our Breach Response?Aug 10 2021
I'll Show You My Risk Profile If You Show Me YoursJul 29 2021
How Much Charisma Do I Need to Push My Team to the Edge?Jul 27 2021
How Would You Like Your Cloud Misconfigured?Jul 20 2021
It’s Only a Matter of Time Before We Lose Your DataJul 13 2021
His Credentials Say “Yes” But His Behavior Says “No Way”Jul 6 2021
We’re Experts at Finding Everything You’re Doing WrongJun 29 2021
Hey Old Man, Go Rotate Your Own PasswordsJun 22 2021
How CISOs Make It Worse for Other CISOsJun 15 2021
Excuse Me, What Bribes Do You Accept?Jun 8 2021
Holy Crap! We’ve Been Doing This for Three Years!Jun 1 2021
Something Stinks In Here. I Think It’s Your Code.May 25 2021
Our Top Ten List of Vendors That Aren’t YouMay 18 2021
Do We Have to Let the CISO Sit With Us?May 7 2021
Why Commute When You Can Stay Home and Be Overworked?May 4 2021
Pushing This to the Top Of Your Inbox So You Can Delete It AgainApr 27 2021
OK, I Get It. You’re All Special Snowflakes.Apr 20 2021
What to Expect When You’re Expecting a Network BreachApr 13 2021
We Recommend a “Know the Right People” CertificationApr 6 2021
My Backup Plan Is Hoping My Cloud Provider Has a Backup PlanMar 30 2021
Patches? Yes, We Need Stinkin' Patches!Mar 23 2021
I Think Possibly Maybe We've Solved Diversity in CybersecurityMar 16 2021
Unnecessary Research Reveals CISOs Hate Cold CallsMar 9 2021
One Day You'll Grow Up to Know Less Than You Do NowMar 2 2021
Would You Look at that Unrealistic Licensing Deal?Feb 23 2021
This Is the Year I'm Going to Lose Weight and Care About SecurityFeb 16 2021
Please Accept This Not-a-Bribe Gift as an Act of DesperationFeb 9 2021
Foul! That Interview Question Is UnfairFeb 2 2021
Why Do We Fire the CISO? Tradition!Jan 26 2021
Click This Link to Fail a Phishing TestJan 19 2021
Our "Hope It Doesn't Happen to Me" Security StrategyJan 12 2021
Hey Reseller, What's the "Value" You're Adding?Jan 5 2021
The People Closest to You Will Hurt YouDec 15 2020
When Should You Stop Trusting Your CISO?Dec 8 2020
Why Is 'Pay the Ransom' In Next Year's Budget?Dec 1 2020
We're 90% Confident We've Lost All ConfidenceNov 24 2020
Networks Wobble But They Don't Fall DownNov 17 2020
Why Don't Cybercriminals Attack When It's Convenient for Me?Nov 10 2020
Archaeologists Dig Up the Remains of An Optimistic CISOOct 27 2020
Can a Robot Be Concerned About Your Privacy?Oct 20 2020
BONUS EPISODE: Innovators SpotlightOct 18 2020
A Phish So Insidious You Can't Help But Be JealousOct 13 2020
Whether It's Vulnerabilities or Children, We Like to Pick FavoritesOct 6 2020
I Want to, but... I Just Can't Trust Your Single Pane of GlassSep 29 2020
Security Is Suffering From DevOps FOMOSep 22 2020
Enjoying My Blissful Ignorance of Cyber VulnerabilitiesSep 15 2020
Tell Me We're Secure So I Can Go Back to Ignoring SecuritySep 8 2020
Request a Demo of Our Inability to Post a DemoSep 1 2020
The "Do What We Tell You" Technique Isn't WorkingAug 25 2020
Set It. Forget It. Reset It. Repeat.Aug 18 2020
I Need Resources to Free Up My ResourcesAug 11 2020
We're Not Fooled By Your Diversity TheaterAug 4 2020
How to Tell If Your CISO Sucks at Their JobJul 28 2020
How Will the Candidate Respond to "What's Worse?!"Jul 21 2020
"I LOVE Cold Calls", Said the CISO on Opposite DayJul 14 2020
NYTimes Critic Called Our Security Theater "Unconvincing"Jul 7 2020
Why Am I Working Harder During This Pandemic?Jun 30 2020
I Have the Perfect Job for You (But Probably Not)Jun 23 2020
We Compensate Our Low Paying CISO Jobs with High StressJun 16 2020
Keep Pouring. I'll Tell You When I've Had Enough Security.Jun 9 2020
Facebook Personality Quiz Asks, "What's Your Favorite Password?"Jun 2 2020
Great Security Program! Too Bad We Can't Implement It.May 26 2020
We Promoted the Competition and Still WonMay 19 2020
Three Years Experience Required for Sub-Entry Level PositionsMay 12 2020
LOOK! Freshmen CISOs. Get Ready to POUNCE!May 5 2020
Cleaning Those Tough to Reach Digital Identity StainsApr 28 2020
Let's Just Dump On Zoom's Security and Offer No SolutionsApr 21 2020
We've Got a Dozen Features. Only Two Work.Apr 14 2020
Let's Ask CISOs If They're Concerned About Data SecurityApr 7 2020
I Don't Need Anymore Advice On How To Work RemotelyMar 31 2020
The Department of "No, Thank You"Mar 24 2020
We Pick the Best Security Awareness Programs for Your Staff to Ignore