HEROIC LEGION PUPPET, SPR, THREATENS FABRIC OF REALITY

VIA ELECTRONIC MAIL:

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RE: Undisclosed Recipients; World Governments; Heroic Legion; Kevin

Dear WORLD,

Earlier today VLN was made aware that the super-elites at Subhuman Public Radio can no longer afford to air their episodes psychically. In what could be a sign of collapse before imminent bankruptcy, FAILING network SPR is resorting to distributing their content on the Internet.Through small episodes.

Worse still, they have used their dangerous child soldier, William “the Whiz Kid”, to engineer transmitters for near multiverse realities. Retired Villainous League engineer, Phobos Marina, has said, “There is a chance that [transmitting across realities] may… weaken the bonds between dimensions possibly producing a black hole. We’d tried something like that in 2005.”

Irresponsible SPR, desperate for ratings after losing market share to the superior content of VLN (NASDAQ: VLNP), would kill us all just to increase its viewership. VLN applauds these efforts and would encourage our listeners to carefully follow this release so that you may downvote it and threaten its fanbase.

They will be bringing all of their fake news, boring personal stories of lame supers who nothing better to do but talk about their problems, interviews with who gives-a-damns and award-winning tech-support program The Utility Belt featuring League favorite, Stan the Henchman.

Here’s a link if you can stomach their LIES

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