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Nov 25 2020:(Thanksgiving Special?) Episode 45: Hood Party Politics
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Oct 31 2020:(Halloween Special!) Episode 44: Witches, Literally, be Tripping.
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Oct 20 2020:(Venus?) Episode 43: Grampy’s Psychedelic Mammoth Space Adventure!
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Oct 6 2020:(Social Media) Episode 42: Judgmental Pelican Mom
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Sep 8 2020:(Bob Lazar) Episode 41: Tony Hawk Tomb Raider
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Aug 25 2020:(Current Events) Episode 40: Crate that baby!
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Aug 4 2020:(Wayfair/Elitists) Episode 39: Categories Of C**t
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Jul 28 2020:Episode 38: Dying of Dick Rot: The Musical!
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Jul 14 2020:Episode 37: F*ckin’ 4 Chickens
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Jun 2 2020:(Remix!) Episode 36: Solo: A Nicholas Cage Story
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May 5 2020:(Alien Abductions) Episode 35: The Tylers Spelling Spectacle
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Apr 28 2020:(Flight MH17) Episode 34: The Adventures of Mike Robial and Tricksy Racist
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Apr 21 2020:(Flight MH17) Episode 33: Prostrate Prostate Thermometer
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Apr 14 2020:(Best of 2020s) Episode 32: The Ballad of Unasia
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Apr 8 2020:(Grab Bag) Episode 31: Scott’s in the House!
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Mar 31 2020:(Alien Abductions) Episode 30: Wizard Day Camp
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Mar 24 2020:(Cognac Corona Special) Episode 2029: D**k in Your Poo Water
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Mar 17 2020:(Alien Abductions) Episode 2028: The Hills Have Holes
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Mar 10 2020:(Alien Abductions) Episode 2027: The Abduction of Betty and Barney Rubble
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Mar 3 2020:(Aliens and UFOs) Episode 2026: Balls Lobotomy
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Feb 25 2020:(Aliens and UFOs) Episode 2025: Uranus is a Gas Giant
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Feb 18 2020:(Grab Bag!) Episode 2024: Trumps Tie Fighter
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Feb 11 2020:(Fluoride Finale) Episode 2023: OK Boomer
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Feb 4 2020:(Fluoride) Episode 2022: Feminine Wiles
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Jan 28 2020:(Grab Bag!) Episode 2021: Stupidity Reigns Supreme
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Jan 17 2020:(MKUltra Finale) Episode 2020: The First Shit is Necessary
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Dec 31 2019:Episode 19: A Cognitive Year End Review
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Dec 24 2019:Episode 18: The HanukKrampistmas Holiday Special!
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Dec 17 2019:(MKUltra) Episode 17: Sciatic Donkey Queefs
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Nov 28 2019:(Special) Episode 16: The Thanksgiving Spit Roast Mavis Special!
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Nov 19 2019:(Flat Earth) Episode 15: I Can Neither Confirm Nor Deny Turtles
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Nov 5 2019:(Flat Earth)Episode 14: Turtles All the Way Down
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Oct 31 2019:(Special!) Episode 13: Halloween!!!
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Oct 21 2019:(Flat Earth) Episode 12: Divided by Quaalude Charlie!
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Oct 15 2019:(Flat Earth) Episode 11: The One Without Scott
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Oct 6 2019:(Moon Stuff) Episode 10: Hitlers High Ground
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Oct 1 2019:(Moon Stuff) Episode 7: Swastika Dick Hair
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Sep 20 2019:(Moon Stuff) Episode 9: Brett Collin Rufilin the III
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Sep 14 2019:(Moon Stuff) Episode 8: Slappin' That Mac
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Sep 6 2019:(Moon Stuff) Episode 6: Knuckle Deep In That orange.
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Sep 1 2019:(Reptilians) Episode 5: Sciatica Strikes Back
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Sep 1 2019:(Reptilians) Episode 4: The Boy Is Back In Town
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Aug 30 2019:(Reptilians) Episode 2: How do you De a Caf?
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Aug 29 2019:(Reptilians) Episode 3: Get Thee Behind Me Satan and Beige Thyself!
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Aug 28 2019:(Reptilians) Episode 1: Why Couldn't You Just Hold It?
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