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Jan 16 2021: Ep. 9 - Oat MILKDirect links:
Jan 3 2021: Ep. 8 - I Have to Cut This… Direct links:
Dec 15 2020: Ep. 7 - There is a VAST Difference Between Assholes and DicksDirect links:
Nov 29 2020: Ep. 6 - I Need Three IVS In Order to Revive Me Back to LifeDirect links:
Nov 19 2020: Ep. 5 - First of All, Dick Pics Do NothingDirect links:
Nov 13 2020: Ep. 4 - It Should Be a Handful a DayDirect links:
Nov 4 2020: Ep. 3 - I'm a Working BitchDirect links:
Oct 28 2020: Ep. 2 - I Literally Didn’t Believe in BatsDirect links:
Oct 21 2020: Ep. 1 - Somebody Who Was Mask-Fished (tHe ReBirTh ePiSoDe)Direct links:
Jun 3 2020: Ep. 39 - Summer Break: A Message & Then MuteDirect links:
May 27 2020: Ep. 38 - Science: The Pre-recorded Live EditionDirect links:
May 20 2020: Ep. 37 - On God’s Green Earth, We’re Gonna Resurrect A Wall Out Of The GroundDirect links:
May 13 2020: Ep. 36 - I’m A Good Christian BoyDirect links:
May 7 2020: Ep. 35 - As You Used To Call Me, Pussy BitchDirect links:
Apr 29 2020: Ep. 34 - Petty QweenDirect links:
Apr 22 2020: Ep. 33 - Stuart Little LakeDirect links:
Apr 15 2020: Ep. 32 - I Did Beat Katie HolmesDirect links:
Apr 8 2020: Ep. 31 - Everything, From Dildos, To... Yanno... Like, AirPodsDirect links:
Apr 3 2020: Trailer—FFISYS TeaserDirect links:
Apr 1 2020: Ep. 30 - Just So Many Fucking LevelsDirect links:
Mar 25 2020: Ep. 29 - Bitch, Get Back In The HouseDirect links:
Mar 18 2020: Ep. 28 - No One Is Out Here Not StrugglingDirect links:
Mar 11 2020: Ep. 27 - You Guys Got Hand Sanitizer?Direct links:
Mar 4 2020: Ep. 26 - Trump’s A Gemini, So…Direct links:
Feb 27 2020: Ep. 25 - Tara Reid, Are You Listening?!Direct links:
Feb 19 2020: Ep. 24 - I Am All About Snagging A Good DealDirect links:
Feb 12 2020: Ep. 23 - The Eternal FuckFestDirect links:
Feb 5 2020: Ep. 22 - I Heard "Pegging"Direct links:
Jan 29 2020: Ep. 21 - Ed ShareenDirect links:
Jan 22 2020: Ep. 20 - They Gave Me A’s For ComingDirect links:
Jan 15 2020: Ep. 19 - My Priorities Were A DisasterDirect links:
Jan 8 2020: Ep. 18 - I’m In A Decaying Body, Uh... Hurtling Through Space On A Dying PlanetDirect links:
Jan 2 2020: Ep. 17 - I'm Like... Bitch, NoDirect links:
Dec 25 2019: Ep. 16 - Heaven; The Most Boring Place On EarthDirect links:
Dec 18 2019: Ep. 15 - Christmas VillageDirect links:
Dec 11 2019: Ep. 14 - I’m Like A Taurus Lite Or WhateverDirect links:
Dec 4 2019: Ep. 13 - It’s Not A Phase, MomDirect links:
Nov 27 2019: Ep. 12 - Did You Leave Your Straightener On?Direct links:
Nov 20 2019: Ep. 11 - For OBVIOUS Reasons… There’s A Dead Bird On The TableDirect links:
Nov 13 2019: Ep. 10 - Who Wants To Eat The Oreo Now That Everyone’s Touched It?Direct links:
Nov 6 2019: Ep. 9 - Here’s My Handprint Turned Into A TurkeyDirect links:
Oct 30 2019: Ep. 8 - Is It Depression? I Think It’s Called DepressionDirect links:
Oct 23 2019: Ep. 7 - Just, Like, Legalize All The DrugsDirect links:
Oct 16 2019: Ep. 6 - This is Rick’s ASMR PodcastDirect links:
Oct 9 2019: Ep. 5 - Tricker Treatin'Direct links:
Oct 2 2019: Ep. 4 - Android Users Just, Like, Hold Their Chin A Little HigherDirect links:
Sep 25 2019: Ep. 3 - Bless the Soul, Holy Spirit, JesusDirect links:
Sep 18 2019: Ep. 2 - SpOoOoOkY SznDirect links:
Sep 12 2019: Ep. 1 - For Now, We TweetDirect links: