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Dec 21 2021:Patch #95 - A Very Patchwork Christmas 2021
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Dec 14 2021:Patch #94 - How Urgently Do You Fill Up A Low Petrol Tank?
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Nov 30 2021:Patch #93 - What’s The Furthest You’d Walk To An Event?
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Nov 16 2021:Patch #92 - How Should You Pass The Time Whilst Waiting For A Food Delivery?
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Nov 2 2021:Patch #91 - How I Became Friends With Kamahl
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Oct 19 2021:Patch #90 - Are You Ever The First Person To Clap?
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Oct 5 2021:Patch #89 - Should You Peel The Foil Entirely Off A Dip?
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Sep 21 2021:Patch #88 - What Turns A Catch-Up Into A Night Out?
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Sep 16 2021:Lockdown Update
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Aug 3 2021:Patch #87 - Do You Need To Leave A Light On When Someone Leaves The House?
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Jul 20 2021:Patch #86 - What Is A Reasonable Reaction To Seeing A Mouse?
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Jul 6 2021:Patch #85 - Whose Responsibility Is It To Remove Tissues From Pockets Before A Wash?
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Jun 22 2021:Patch #84 - How Much Water Should You Add To An Empty Shampoo Bottle?
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Jun 8 2021:Patch #83 - Do You Have A Strategy For Finding A Car Spot?
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May 25 2021:Patch #82 - Can You Ask A Friend To Put Their Phone On Silent?
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May 11 2021:Patch #81 - How Should You React When Someone Uses A Word You Don't Know?
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Apr 27 2021:Patch #80 - Is It OK To Leave A Live Performance Early?
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Apr 13 2021:Patch #79 - Do You Need To Stop Talking As A Waiter Places Cutlery At Your Table?
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Mar 30 2021:Patch #78 - When Should You Eat With A Napkin On Your Lap?
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Mar 16 2021:Patch #77 - What Are The Unique Circumstances That Warrant Swearing?
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Mar 2 2021:Patch #76 - What's The Best Way To Clean Up A Broken Glass?
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Feb 9 2021:Patch #75 - Do You Need To Ask Permission To Open A Car Window?
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Jan 26 2021:Patch #74 - Should You Wear An Apron While Cooking?
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Jan 12 2021:Patch #73 - Do You Have A Favourite Stove-Top Burner?
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Dec 29 2020:Patch #72 - Should Dinner Only Be Eaten At The Kitchen Table?
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Dec 15 2020:Patch #71 - Can You Takeaway Uneaten Food From A Restaurant?
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Dec 1 2020:Patch #70 - How Much Time Should Be Spent Preparing A Snack? (Melbourne Fringe Festival 2020)
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Oct 8 2020:Patch #14 - Season 1 Retrospective (Part 1) [Patchwork Classic]
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Oct 1 2020:Patch #34 - How Long Should You Keep A Birthday Card? ft. Andy Lee [Patchwork Classic]
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Sep 24 2020:Patch #4 - The Watermelon Diaries [Patchwork Classic]
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Sep 17 2020:Patch #25 - Curry, No Hurry [Patchwork Classic]
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Jul 14 2020:Patch #69 - What Should A Tea Towel Be Used For?
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Jun 30 2020:Patch #68 - Is It A Waste To Order Tea From A Cafe?
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Jun 16 2020:Patch #67 - How Much Should You Tidy Up Before A Guest Arrives?
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Jun 2 2020:Patch #66 - What Do You Consider When Describing Yourself?
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May 19 2020:Patch #65 - How Many Lollies Can You Take From A Reception Desk Bowl?
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May 5 2020:Patch #64 - Do Your Socks Need To Match?
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May 3 2020:YouTube Live Patch: How Should You Handle A Phone Call Drop Out?
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Apr 7 2020:Patch #63 - Should You Shower In The Morning Or At Night?
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Mar 24 2020:Patch #62 - Should You Put Clothes Back On A Hanger After Trying Them On?
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Mar 10 2020:Patch #61 - At What Level Should You Refill Someone's Glass Of Water? ft. Tony Martin
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Feb 4 2020:Patch #60 - Season 4 Retrospective (Part 2)
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Jan 21 2020:Patch #60 - Season 4 Retrospective (Part 1)
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Jan 7 2020:Patch #59 - Can You Ask Staff At A Venue To Charge Your Phone? ft. Sammy J
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Dec 22 2019:Patch #58 - A Very Patchwork Christmas 2019
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Dec 10 2019:Patch #57 - Should You Offer Your Bed To An Overseas Guest?
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Nov 26 2019:Patch #56 - Does A Long Message Require An Equally Long Response?
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Nov 12 2019:Patch #55 - Is It Better To Leave A Small Tip Or No Tip At All?
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Oct 15 2019:Patch #54 - Should You Clean Up Whilst Cooking Or After The Meal?
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Oct 1 2019:Patch #53 - What Do You Owe Someone Who Gives You A Lift?
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Sep 17 2019:Patch #52 - Should You Cut Off Someone Who Is Repeating A Story?
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Sep 3 2019:Patch #51 - Can An Object Save Your Spot In A Line?
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Aug 20 2019:Patch #50 - How Many Chips Should You Take From A Packet Offered To You?
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Aug 6 2019:Patch #49 - How Much Hospitality Do You Show A Tradie?
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Jul 23 2019:Patch #48 - Where Should You Use A Small Hot Towel?
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Jul 9 2019:Patch #47 - Do You Need To Play Host For Your Housemate's Guests?
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Jun 23 2019:Patch #46 - How Much Underwear Should You Pack For A Holiday?
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Jun 18 2019:Live Patch #1: Should You Print Out Tickets For Live Events?
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Jun 11 2019:Season 4 Trailer
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Apr 30 2019:Patch #45 - Season 3 Retrospective (Part 2)
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Apr 16 2019:Patch #45 - Season 3 Retrospective (Part 1)
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Mar 26 2019:Patch #44 - How Many Tissues Do You Pull From The Box? ft. Alex Dyson
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Mar 12 2019:Patch #43 - Do You Sign The Back Of Your Credit Card?
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Feb 26 2019:Patch #42 - Can You Refuse To Catch Up With A New Friend?
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Feb 12 2019:Patch #41 - Is There A Limit To Partner Sleepovers?
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Jan 29 2019:Patch #40 - Should You Call Out An Unfunny Friend?
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Jan 15 2019:Patch #39 - Do You Trust GPS Over Local Road Knowledge?
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Dec 18 2018:Patch #38 - A Very Patchwork Christmas 2018
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Dec 4 2018:Patch #37 - Should You Take The Elevator To The First Floor?
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Nov 20 2018:Patch #36 - Do You Wake Up As Soon As Your Alarm Goes Off?
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Nov 6 2018:Patch #35 - Can Your Partner Also Be Your Best Friend?
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Oct 23 2018:Patch #34 - How Long Should You Keep A Birthday Card? ft. Andy Lee
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Oct 9 2018:Patch #33 - Did Your Parents Cut Off Your Crusts?
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Sep 25 2018:Patch #32 - Should You Store Your Cups Upside Down?
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Sep 11 2018:Patch #31 - How Many Biscuits Is It OK To Eat In One Sitting?
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Jul 10 2018:Patch #30 - Season 2 Retrospective (Part 2)
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Jun 26 2018:Patch #30 - Season 2 Retrospective (Part 1)
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Jun 5 2018:Patch #29 - Quick Sew Melbourne
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May 22 2018:Patch #28 - Detective Sass
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May 8 2018:Patch #27 - I'd Subscribe To That
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Apr 24 2018:Patch #26 - The Metrics of Cancelling Plans
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Apr 10 2018:Patch #25 - Curry, No Hurry
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Mar 27 2018:Patch #24 - Everybody Eats My Hummus ft. Andy Matthews
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Mar 13 2018:Patch #23 - Chrìstians Sans Frontières ft. Laura Dunemann
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Feb 27 2018:Patch #22 - A Bin's A Bin's A Bin
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Feb 13 2018:Patch #21 - Going Cold Chappie
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Jan 30 2018:Patch #20 - Flapping Soles
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Jan 16 2018:Patch #19 - "OK, Butler"
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Jan 2 2018:Patch #18 - Very Meshy Shorts
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Dec 19 2017:Patch #17 - A Very Patchwork Christmas
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Dec 5 2017:Patch #16 - Unfit For Human Habitation
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Nov 21 2017:Patch #15 - Leave A Message If You Wish
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Oct 4 2017:Patch #14 - Season 1 Retrospective (Part 2)
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Sep 20 2017:Patch #14 - Season 1 Retrospective (Part 1)
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Aug 30 2017:Patch #13 - The Adventures of Car Man and Computer Boy
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Aug 15 2017:Patch #12 - A Full Tank Of Rock
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Aug 2 2017:Patch #11 - No Gifts Means No Gifts
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Jul 19 2017:Patch #10 - How To Pickup A 65 Year-Old CEO
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Jul 4 2017:Patch #9 - Lovely Leathery Juice
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Jun 21 2017:Patch #8 - Dreaming of Chinese Starfish
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Jun 7 2017:Patch #7 - In Defence of Gelato Messina
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May 24 2017:Patch #6 - The Pinball Wizard
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May 10 2017:Patch #5 - Semi Flexitarian
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Apr 26 2017:Patch #4 - The Watermelon Diaries
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Apr 12 2017:Patch #3 - Beautiful Italian Tomatoes
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Mar 29 2017:Patch #2 - Tongue Bucket
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Mar 4 2017:Patch #1 - Long Haired Women
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Feb 28 2017:Patch #0 - Welcome to "Welcome To Patchwork"
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