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December 6, 2019:Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘We may need to cuff him when we get to Lapland’ (links coming shortly)
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November 29, 2019:‘Tubs sees the boys then and – in fairness – he gives them the benefit of the doubt’
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November 22, 2019:'The dude goes, The horse is a maniac. He's the maddest animal I've ever seen'
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November 15, 2019:'Oh my God', Honor goes, 'there's a focking horse in the gorden!'
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November 8, 2019:'Me and the goys are thinking of buying a horse'
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November 1, 2019:‘It’s supposed to be like Quinta do Lago – except outside it’s Ballymahon’
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October 25, 2019:"It absolutely kills me to say this, but people hate our kids"
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October 18, 2019:‘Munster didn’t beat the All Blacks in 1978. This video proves it’
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October 11, 2019:‘No, Sorcha. I’m going to Japan. The team needs me’
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October 4, 2019:'All these early morning matches are taking their toll on me'
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October 1, 2019:'My meal was served on a 1986 edition of the 01 phone directory'
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September 20, 2019:Isn’t everyone wearing a kimono to watch the rugby?
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September 13, 2019:‘Munster beat the All Blacks. We’ve all heard the story... but did it really happen?’
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September 6, 2019:‘How does another dog plus five grand sound?’
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August 30, 2019:‘How dare they leave out the hyphen?’
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August 29, 2019:Schmidt Happens: Excerpt Three
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August 28, 2019:Schmidt Happens: Excerpt Two
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August 27, 2019:Schmidt Happens: Excerpt One
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August 23, 2019:As one girl puts it, ‘Send him back to Google in a focking wheelchair’
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August 16, 2019:‘The dude pats me down to make sure I’m not packing heat’
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August 9, 2019:‘You can’t fire me as a godparent. I resign’
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August 2, 2019:A south Dublin borbecue – what could possibly go wrong?
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July 26, 2019:‘I wouldn’t be shocked if she was running a meth lab out of her bedroom’
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July 20, 2019:‘You found 10 bags of cocaine and you go to the police?’
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July 12, 2019:‘It’s coke, Rosser.’ I’m there, ‘Well I knew it wasn’t Shake n’Vac’
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July 5, 2019:I’ve tried my best not to love my son any less since he storted wearing glasses
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June 29, 2019:Honor has suddenly started to think about environmental issues ... but why?
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June 21, 2019:Honor leaves Love Island to admit to driving the cor
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June 14, 2019:‘While I hate lying to him, that’s my job as a parent’
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June 8, 2019:‘Sorcha says the words that every rugby father dreads’
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May 31, 2019:'The Lambo my old man gave Ro is having a strange effect on him'
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May 24, 2019:‘We’re going to be doing what I call, Maths Through Rugby’
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May 17, 2019:‘You’re a Montessori teacher. A babysitter with good insurance cover’
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May 10, 2019:‘I know deep down she actually hates that I’m the cool parent’
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May 3, 2019:'I don't mind being buried in Deansgrange. It's a good address'
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April 26, 2019:'What the fock are you doing in a red Lambo?'
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April 19, 2019:‘We’re going to miss the Easter Bonnet Parade in Dalkey’
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April 12, 2019:‘I’m just saying that our kids are three little yobs’
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April 5, 2019:‘Let’s just say the match is not a good advertisement for rugby’
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March 29, 2019:‘I dedicate each sit-up to someone who’s done me wrong over the years’
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March 22, 2019:I’m remembering Fr Fehily hyped up to fever pitch after listening to his Hitler 45s
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March 15, 2019:‘Gout? What the fock is gout? And please don’t say it’s caused by rugby’
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March 8, 2019:‘We would have beaten you with or without Fr Fehily’s doping programme’
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March 1, 2019:The old man takes his truth bus to UCD’s snowflakes
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February 22, 2019:No one warns you as you leave Holles Street, “Kids can be seriously focking annoying”
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February 15, 2019:‘A convicted criminal is what this female student person called me!’
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February 8, 2019:''Fock England!’ they shouted as we passed actual England supporters'
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February 1, 2019:‘Ugly right-wing views? Is this about my letter to The Irish Times?’
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January 25, 2019:‘I’m entitled to know why taxi drivers seem to think so little of me’
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January 18, 2019:'How does this sound: The O’Carroll-Kelly Institute of Rugby!'
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January 11, 2019:‘Honor can be terribly cruel – it’s hilarious if you’re not the one on the receiving end’
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January 4, 2019:‘Honor cops me standing there, staring at her like she’s a dog explaining Brexit’
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December 28, 2018:‘Croia called me a Gender Binarist because of my Goys and Dolls party’
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December 21, 2018:‘Our way of dealing with our children’s anti-social behaviour has been to totally ignore it’
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December 14, 2018:‘I’m sorry but that’s where this Santa Claus draws the line’
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December 7, 2018:'I shan't be moving. I've got a full stomach and an empty bladder'
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November 30, 2018:‘I’m sorry for crying. It’s just my brain feels like it’s turning into paté’
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November 23, 2018:‘I swear on my children’s lives I’ve had no contact with Peter Casey’
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November 16, 2018:‘Our bogey group should be lactose-intolerant Border-county cyclists’
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November 9, 2018:‘I’m now a member of nine Mount Anville WhatsApp groups'
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November 2, 2018:‘Just because people are vulnerable doesn’t mean they’re not taking the piss’
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October 26, 2018:‘Honor was actually conceived in this cor?’ ‘We should push it off a cliff’
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October 19, 2018:‘You grew up in south Dublin, but it’s like you arrived from space an hour ago’
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October 12, 2018:‘I’m with The Girls. We’re getting along like doughnuts and Blanchardstown’
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October 5, 2018:'There’s a girl who works in the Bailey. And before you say anything,we were on a break at the time'
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September 28, 2018:‘I had no idea how difficult being a Mount Anville mom was going to be’
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September 21, 2018:"Limerick’s definitely been tidied up a bit since ‘Angela’s Ashes"
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September 14, 2018:My sons take after me in their love of being surrounded by admiring females
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September 7, 2018:Dancing with the Tsars Excerpt #4
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September 7, 2018:‘Working remotely is modern business-speak for on your own time and for no extra money’
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September 6, 2018:Dancing with The Tsars Excerpt #3
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September 5, 2018:Dancing with The Tsars Excerpt #2
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September 4, 2018:Dancing with the Tsars Excerpt #1
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August 31, 2018:‘I suddenly feel like Robin Williams in Dead Poets Society’
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August 24, 2018:‘Goys, this is Tayto Pork!’ The triplets’ faces light up’
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August 17, 2018:'A chill goes through my body as I notice her - get this - kissing an actual boy'
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August 10, 2018:"There’s a lot of Oh! My! God!s – even by normal South Dublin standards"
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August 3, 2018:‘You cried once when Elaine Crowley was on holidays and someone else was presenting Midday’
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July 27, 2018:‘Tag rugby is, like, speed dating for South Dublin people’
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July 20, 2018:‘I’m reminded of an old rugby saying of mine: never be afraid to let the opposition see your abs’
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July 13, 2018:‘The hosepipe ban isn’t for People Like Us. It’s only €125’
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July 6, 2018:‘I considered driving over a cliff just so I wouldn’t have to hear their focking voices’
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June 29, 2018:'I'm close to cracking up and we're not even on the runway yet'
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June 23, 2018:'I'm morking the 20th anniversary of failing my test for the first time'
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June 16, 2018:'Unless it's escaped your attention, I'm a complete moron'
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June 8, 2018:‘Are you saying you want me to be one of those stay-in-bed fathers?’
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June 1, 2018:‘I’m the best estate agent you have – and that’s not me being big-headed’
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May 25, 2018:‘If she’s never met a brat like Honor before, she mustn’t be from around here’
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May 18, 2018:‘He was basically saying I’m Leinster and Ireland’s unsung hero’
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May 11, 2018:It turns out that I’m not as blue-blooded as I thought
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May 4, 2018:‘Priced out of Killiney? That’s what you get for choosing an orts degree!’
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April 27, 2018:Kielys of Donnybrook could be lost forever
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April 20, 2018:‘I can sense Sorcha tensing up when Honor is asked, “Do you reject Satan?”’
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April 13, 2018:‘I’m not posting bail for Conor McGregor. He dresses better than I do’
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April 6, 2018:‘People need to realise ‘Room to Improve’ is just a TV show. It’s not reality’
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March 30, 2018:‘I’ve chosen Vladimir for my Confirmation name. After Vladimir Putin’
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March 23, 2018:‘It’s 500 yoyos to secure a seat, non-refundable in the event of cancellation’
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March 16, 2018:‘Bouncy castles attract undesirables. They’re not for People Like Us’
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March 9, 2018:‘You’re going to need to find another sucker – Mother’s Day or no Mother’s Day’
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March 2, 2018:‘You went down a different route, Sorcha. You had a family. Three beautiful children. Plus Honor’
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February 23, 2018:‘Why am I driving a shit cor? Because rugby is no longer a guarantee of anything’
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February 16, 2018:Grab It, Trouser It and Leg It – a proper name for an estate agent
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February 9, 2018:‘All these years, I’ve taken the rap for being the unfaithful one’
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February 3, 2018:The Gord goes: ‘Do you ever inquire as to what your daughter gets up to online?’
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January 26, 2018:‘We’re from South Dublin – none of us want to work for anything’
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January 19, 2018:‘When Dricmas falls on a weekend, people are entitled to the Monday off’
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January 12, 2018:‘To my ears, Irish always sounds like someone is hurting a Norwegian’
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January 5, 2018:I’m the most high-profile Irish rugby player who never got the Leaving?’
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December 30, 2017:‘Your resolution was to become part of the Irish coaching staff. How did you get on?’
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December 22, 2017:‘Oh my God, it’s Christmas – and we’ve just been told there’s no room at the Inn’
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December 15, 2017:‘Don’t forget to leave a very, very large gin and tonic out for, ahem, Rudolph!’
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December 8, 2017:‘Dave came back from that HR course like a soldier who’s been to war and can’t speak about it’
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December 1, 2017:‘Grandad!’ Rihanna-Brogan shouts. ‘Don’t call me that! Call me Rosser. Or Rossmeister’
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November 24, 2017:‘You don’t discriminate. You’re a complete pig to absolutely everyone’
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November 17, 2017:‘I have no prejudices. Except people who aren’t from Dublin’
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November 10, 2017:‘I know HR is an actual thing now, but to me it’s like homeopathy or dinosaurs'
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November 5, 2017:‘A brain like tiramisu.’ ‘Multi-layered?’ ‘No, soft and full of custard’
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October 27, 2017:‘I have to say my year in UCD was possibly the happiest three months of my life’
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October 20, 2017:'Believe me,’ Honor goes, ‘she’ll thank us for this in the long run’
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October 13, 2017:‘You’re a bloody good estate agent. I’ve heard of your lack of emotion and basic humanity’
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October 6, 2017:‘If white collar crime is a crime, then why does no one ever go to jail for it?’
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September 29, 2017:‘This is my actual Dad, Ross. He’s a kind of fat rugby has-been’
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September 25, 2017:Operation Trumpsformation: On Referendum Day, The Cornival Atmosphere Turns Sour for Ross
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September 24, 2017:Operation Trumpsformation: Micheál Mortin Calls The Old Man's Attitude Cavalier & Irresponsible
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September 23, 2017:Operation Trumpsformation: Honor, The True Heir to The O'Carroll-Kelly Rugby Name
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September 22, 2017:Operation Trumpsformation: The Old Man's Vision for A New Ireland
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September 17, 2017:‘There could be anything in there: a gun, €100k in cash, one of her teachers gagged’
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September 8, 2017:The old dear goes: ‘I will never forgive you for this, Ross’
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September 1, 2017:‘It’s the Vico Road. Do you think anyone around here cleans their own gaff?’
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August 25, 2017:‘It still hasn’t dawned on Sorcha that Honor is the wrong crowd’
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August 18, 2017:‘The anaesthetist is a total knockout – no pun intended’
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August 11, 2017:‘Public transport is for the poor and fallen’
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August 4, 2017:‘You drove to LA to hear a man from Crumlin swearing? You should have just gone to Crumlin’
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July 28, 2017:‘Ross,’ he goes, ‘you marbles-in-your-mouth, soft-as-shite, South Dublin mammy’s boy’
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July 21, 2017:‘The doctor says it’s an old rugby injury – I can’t tell you how proud that makes me’
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July 14, 2017:‘Is Honor double-bluffing me? Or is she double-double bluffing me?’
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July 7, 2017:"We need a name that says it’s for welfare cheats”
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June 30, 2017:‘I hear someone blubbing and I suddenly realise it’s me’
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June 23, 2017:'He dresses like shop security from the 1980s'
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June 16, 2017:‘We’re southsiders,’ I tell her. ‘We don’t really do feuds’
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June 9, 2017:‘We’re about to have our first openly second-tier-private-school-educated taoiseach’
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June 2, 2017:‘Look me in the eye, Rosser. Did you hab sex with my wife that neet?’
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May 26, 2017:‘We all make mistakes, Ro. . . Just try not to sleep with the wives of any other gangland killers’
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May 19, 2017:‘Look, the recession was a fluke. No one knows why it happened, just that it did’
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May 12, 2017:"It’s like if Tarantino directed Wind in the Willows"
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May 5, 2017:‘I stop seeing them as criminals, and more as a normal family, like the Kordashians’
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April 28, 2017:‘All estate agents know how to make bread. It’s one of the first things they teach you'
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April 21, 2017:'Your daughter is malevolent, belligerent and discourteous'
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April 14, 2017:"Ronan, I'm terrified of you being sucked into the world of guns, drugs and non-rugby nicknames"
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April 7, 2017:‘I push the stick towards him with what resembles a dead rat on the end of it’
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April 2, 2017:I am so excited thinking about all of the people’s lives we can change with this money!
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March 23, 2017:Ross will pay it, Shadden. As a matter of fact, Ross will pay for absolutely everything
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March 16, 2017:I genuinely feel like grabbing that wig right now and focking it in the Liffey
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March 10, 2017:Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: “I’m here to watch Denis O’Brien wipe the floor with you.”
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March 3, 2017:‘It’s the Celtic Phoenix, Sorcha. People are thankfully being stupid again’
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February 24, 2017:"The Dublin accent was invented to allow criminals to talk to each other"
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February 17, 2017:‘If you showed Dermot Bannon around the inside of my head, he’d say the design was minimalist’
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February 10, 2017:They’ll have to rename it ‘Don’t Tell the Bride I Did the Dirt on Her Again’
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February 3, 2017:The old man wants to build Trump’s Mexican wall
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January 27, 2017:‘I actually like Trump. I like the way he pisses people off. I can see a lot of myself in him’
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January 20, 2017:‘I thought Pythagoras was something the Greeks dipped their bread in'
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January 13, 2017:"She unbuttons her coat and that’s when I notice that my old dear has had . . . augmentation"
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January 12, 2017:‘I win Most Ingenious Yet Borderline Illegal Use of the Phrase “Within Commutable Distance” award’
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December 29, 2016:‘The two of us listen to them roaring at each other’
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December 21, 2016:‘The turkey shuffles into the room and jumps onto the sofa beside me’
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December 15, 2016:Going through Honor’s Santa list must be what it’s like to go on Tonight with Vincent Browne
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December 9, 2016:‘The old man is making a complete orse of himself’
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December 2, 2016:Have you ever had an episode like this before? You could use his orteries for attic insulation
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November 25, 2016:‘I wouldn’t be any kind of best man if I didn’t try to persuade you'
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November 17, 2016:I think it was John F Kennedy who said that politics was the something of something else
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November 11, 2016:When she was born, the midwife smacked her orse and Sorcha fake-smiled her back
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November 7, 2016:Don’t be frightened, it’s just latex and make-up – but you can call her Granny
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October 21, 2016:‘Mount Anville took out a High Court injunction banning me from their debs one year’
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October 13, 2016:‘You’re a dirty dog. And I can’t tell you how proud that makes me feel’
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October 7, 2016:Women want more. I say let them have it. I’m just not sure I’m the man to give it to them
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September 30, 2016:“ It feels like you’re.”“What?” “I’m going to use the phrase ‘pimping me out’.”
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September 23, 2016:Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘No one goes to lectures before Christmas’
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September 16, 2016:‘Her ex worked as a risk assessor for an insurance company. I call him Love Actuary’
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September 9, 2016:‘Did you hear that, Shadden? George Clooney is one of Hennessy’s neighbours!’
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September 2, 2016:‘Honor is pacing in front of the cage, glowering at 200 terrified kids’
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August 29, 2016:RO'CK Game of Throw-ins Extract 4
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August 29, 2016:RO'CK Game of Throw-ins Extract 3
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August 29, 2016:RO'CK Game of Throw-ins Extract 2
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August 29, 2016:RO'CK Game of Throw-ins Extract 1
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August 26, 2016:We can hear them chanting through the walls of the dressing room
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August 22, 2016:‘You’re so transparent. You’re trying to butter me up so I won’t humiliate you too badly’
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August 17, 2016:‘After 2km, I’m wheezing like a 60-cigarettes-a-day man while Garret isn’t even breathing heavily’
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August 5, 2016:Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘He’s got 12 months of hord training behind him. All I’ve really got is drugs’
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July 29, 2016:‘That’s a side-effect of taking these pills, by the way – short-term memory, em . . . thingy ’
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July 22, 2016:Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘What’s happening with your face?’ ‘I’m thinking. I’m thinking deeply’
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July 16, 2016:‘I suddenly feel the kind of shame that only a couple of lunchtime pints can help erase’
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July 8, 2016:"See that little island down there. Lambay Island. Or – as it will soon be known – Aquatraz"
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July 1, 2016:“Do you want to be the fedda puking his ring up on the soyud of the road?
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June 24, 2016:‘I find myself standing on Vico Road, hand on the wall, throwing my breakfast up’
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June 17, 2016:‘Claire doesn’t have, like, a Wicklow Wicklow accent? she’s very, very nearly South Dublin’
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June 10, 2016:‘Are any of you familiar with Countdown?’ Of course they are – they were in UCD
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June 3, 2016:Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘You’re like a young Katie Hopkins – except more, I don’t know, evil?’
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May 27, 2016:JP’s dad won’t be able to show his face in Doheny & Nesbitt’s again
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May 20, 2016:‘I can see Honor standing in the wings, giving Miss Pallister the famous one-finger salute’
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May 20, 2016:She might have fitted into the dress on our wedding day, but now, well..'
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May 7, 2016:‘I put Leinster on the Census form as my religion’
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April 29, 2016:‘If at first you don’t succeed, it’s a pretty good indication you’re never going to’ (links coming shortly)
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April 22, 2016:‘I could tell you the word she used except The Irish Times probably wouldn’t print it’ (links coming shortly)
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April 15, 2016:‘I can’t wait to see Denis O’Brien wipe the floor with you in the High Court' (links coming shortly)
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April 8, 2016:Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: doing a hard sell on Inchicore as an estate agent (links coming shortly)
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April 1, 2016:Honor is naturally gifted on the piano. She’d want to be – we’ve spent about 12 grand on lessons (links coming shortly)
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March 25, 2016:‘The last time JP had his hand on a breast, it came out of a bucket’ (links coming shortly)
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March 18, 2016:Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘I haven’t heard the word pronoun since I sat the Junior Cert’ (links coming shortly)
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March 12, 2016:‘Are you the same guy who first called Mullingar the Gateway to Dublin?’ (links coming shortly)
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March 4, 2016:‘I make sure to just say it in my mind. Because that’s being a good husband' (links coming shortly)
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February 27, 2016:Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘Chorles wants a prison colony for people who don’t pay their water bills’ (links coming shortly)
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February 19, 2016:‘The government is planning to come down hord on people not paying their water bills’ (links coming shortly)
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February 16, 2016:Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘Keep your friends close. But make sure you have the means to destroy them’ (links coming shortly)
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February 5, 2016:This is getting ridiculous. It’s like being on a spa weekend with Sorcha (links coming shortly)
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January 29, 2016:He smiles with the same smile he uses when choosing his lobster in Cavistons (links coming shortly)
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January 15, 2016:These apartments will be so small, there won’t be room for two people to break wind (links coming shortly)
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January 8, 2016:These are going to be our Family Date Nights (links coming shortly)
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January 2, 2016:Has she been drinking or is she still pissed from last night? (links coming shortly)
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December 18, 2015:I just don’t consider it a sport. It’s like watching CCTV footage of a fight (links coming shortly)
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December 14, 2015:You look like something Dr Marie Cassidy should be going at with rubber gloves and a bone saw (links coming shortly)
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December 14, 2015:I actually love women. If that makes me a feminist, then so be it. (links coming shortly)
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November 27, 2015:Christmas is a time of year when, er… you get loads of stuff (links coming shortly)
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November 20, 2015:I’m the porty spokesperson on Gender Issues (links coming shortly)
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November 13, 2015:Ross, we need to take Pang to the Beacon – right now (links coming shortly)
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November 6, 2015:My son’s nickname is Manslaughter. (links coming shortly)
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October 30, 2015:Sorcha hasn't touched her chicken (links coming shortly)
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October 23, 2015:“Ireland won alright. Which means we’re into the semi-finals of the World Cup!” (links coming shortly)
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October 16, 2015:“A lot of children are just born that way – they’re d**kheads.” (links coming shortly)
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October 9, 2015:I’m there, “Pang, give me those cigarettes.” She goes, “Get away from me, you racist!” (links coming shortly)
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October 2, 2015:If you can do it on the upper deck of a no 40 bus (links coming shortly)
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September 23, 2015:‘If you bought a gaff in Tenerife, they'd say they bought one in Elevenerife’ (links coming shortly)
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September 18, 2015:I should report you – underfloor heating is a human right (links coming shortly)
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September 14, 2015:Seedless in Seattle Extract Five (links coming shortly)
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September 14, 2015:Seedless in Seattle Extract Four (links coming shortly)
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September 14, 2015:Seedless in Seattle Extract Three (links coming shortly)
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September 14, 2015:Seedless in Seattle Extract Two (links coming shortly)
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September 12, 2015:Seedless in Seattle Extract One (links coming shortly)
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September 12, 2015:RO'CK: It's here. A day I thought I'd never see (links coming shortly)
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September 4, 2015:Ross goes to Electric Picnic: “I’m not staying in a focking tent” (links coming shortly)
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August 28, 2015:People are chanting, "Co'ck for Taoiseach!" (links coming shortly)
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August 21, 2015:‘His dog just bit me,’ Honor goes. ‘Get up off your knees. We’re going to the Gords’ (links coming shortly)
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August 14, 2015:‘Why don’t you just tell Denis O’Brien’s solicitor that you’ll stop having Denis O’Brien Hair?’ (links coming shortly)
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August 7, 2015:‘Whatever you think about two men kicking the humanity out of each other in a cage...' (links coming shortly)
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July 31, 2015:I've got to stop thinking about my old man as an ATM (links coming shortly)
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July 24, 2015:Ross O'Carroll-Kelly - JPs old man (links coming shortly)
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July 10, 2015:Ross O'Carroll-Kelly - You know that smell (links coming shortly)
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July 3, 2015:Ross O'Carroll-Kelly - I've genuinely never seen Sorcha so angry ... (links coming shortly)
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June 26, 2015:Ross O'Carroll Kelly: ‘Why would I want to date you? I’m already married to you.’ (links coming shortly)
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June 22, 2015:Ross O'Carroll Kelly (June 20th - 2) (links coming shortly)
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June 19, 2015:Ross O Carroll Kelly (20th June) (links coming shortly)
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